Training Room: Episode 2-5

After the first two episode, a twist was thrown in. Four new cast members joined the current cast. If I had sound effects I would play them. They're all from a previous and closing project on the same floor we will be using once we all get down there. Well, wait, there's another guy from the last class as well, so five actually. The dynamics of the class were somewhat altered, but not drastically. These new cast members were awkward in the beginning, but now, nearly a week into the classes, I can say they are about as part of the cast as the rest of us. We have voted off one member of the cast. He never returned after falling asleep and being sick for three days. I didn't much care for him. It may have been the way I edited my show, but he was obnoxious and I wanted to shoot him in his face.

These new cast members, except for one, are girls. I guess this is a good thing, it will help me get my game face on once I start actually working. I'm still a bit worried about the actual job. However, having nearly 2 weeks of product training kind of makes you a little bit more comfortable with nearly 100 years worth of history for the company. That's no lie. Two of these girls can't keep their pheromones to themselves and I bet all my readers my first paycheck that they have at least had a drink with four of my male co-workers since they joined us. Another one of the new members is a hoot. She's funny and makes me more comfortable. The other I don't much care for, yet, but she does ask good questions. That's always good. Our final new addition is missing two fingers and parks his car illegally.

So, as I embark on my second week into this giant world I have learned that eating eating at the same place across the street from my place of employment isn't as bad as I thought, reading during lunch is probably close to impossible when you eat outside, and to bring a sweater. I also am a math whiz in the real world. That was the most important thing. It was amazing.